1. MORE IS MORE. 

2. OUR SOFAS WILL GET YOU LAID.

3. IF YOUR MOM HAD IT - WE WANT IT.

4. OUR LIGHTS WILL TURN YOU ON.

5. EVERYTHING LOOKS BETTER IN ZEBRA.

6. THE BEST KIND OF ANIMALS ARE MADE OF METAL AND HAVE OTHER METAL FRIENDS TO COLLECT. NO FOOD OR WATER REQUIRED.

7. IF LOVING CRACKLE GLAZES IS WRONG THEN WE NEVER WANT TO BE RIGHT

8. THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN ONE IS TWO. WE LOVE PAIRS.

9. IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE. OR ROUND.

10. COOKIE JARS SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE A HAPPY FACE ON THEM. 

LIVE MOD. BE MOD. RE MOD.